meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018

Meat Domino

A large group of men masturbating in circle and then slapping there penises together and the causeing a domino effect of ejaculation.

Dude we were all cooking a meat domino in the back of the office.

by Circle jankle January 11, 2016

Meat Cleaver

During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.

I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!

by Teach Me Bro February 4, 2022

Meat salsa

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe

1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!

by Snorkelpotamus September 2, 2016

Meat psychosis

A Side Effect of an Unexpectedly good sexual Encounter that may cause Light stalking and Thoughts of Relationships

Gave her such a splendid noodling, that now shes developed meat psychosis.

by I dont know what a pseudonym January 31, 2022

Meat pocket

Simply a loose and extremely moist vagina

“I hooked up with this girl last night. She had a meat pocket for a pussy”

by I got eczema March 24, 2019

Meat servo

An airline pilot that makes mechanics life’s harder than it needs to be

Hey Jim did you hear the meat servo wrote up that the over head light is out?

by Grumpy aircraft mech January 10, 2021