trutle

Very pog turtle that gets all the ladys

Trutle is looking very good today

by PotatoGodMC July 22, 2021

Trutle

Trutle, a name which describes the most prestigious and respected family/group/person. Someone who is great in many fields, including romantic interests with the ladies. (he-yuck). Trutle is great for naming children and is totally not a misspelling of the word Turtle. Nope totally an original name. Good job.

Hey look, it's Trutle....no wonder there are no more single girls at our school anymore.

by Cinnabon9797 July 22, 2021

herd of turtles

Any group of slow moving idiots in front of you who are taking up the entire pathway, making it impossible for you to pass them. Different than a blockage in that these idiots are actually moving (although WAY too slowly) and they are oblivious to the fact that they’re inconsiderate as hell.

“If this herd of turtles would make a hole I might make actually make my connecting flight.”

by someoneouthere August 24, 2006

Turkle

A turtle that was raised by a turkey that has a mental disease.

Zookeeper1: you see that turtle
Zookeeper2: ya it looks like a

Turkle
Zookeeper1:that's what I was

Thinking

by turkliodboy1 January 24, 2014

turzle

Turlet (toilet) with an ebonics twist.

Pull over, I gotta go turzle. After our visit to the Mexican restaurant tonight, I'll be doin' some serious turzlin' tomarrow!

by sluggoskin March 20, 2007

turtled out

1. The state of exhaustion brought on by intense or prolonged exposure to turtles

2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation

"When the tour started he was all 'Yeah! Lets see some turtles!' but after he was all 'Man, i'm all turtled out'"

"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"

by allkindsofsickaye December 28, 2008

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010