The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.
May also means she spits and swallows.
May also means she spits and swallows.
"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"
"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."
"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."
by BarRat December 10, 2016
by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021
When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
by SeagullSpit May 22, 2022
by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023
When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.
by Classyhobbit September 07, 2020
The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.
by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010
When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.