Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.

I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!

by msacco September 15, 2024

toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

Spouting toe

Women who run around in their tight running shorts during the summer usually spout camel toe.

Check that burd she spouting toe.

Theres some heavy toe spouting going on over there.

by Doh-nuts February 20, 2011

Bro Toe

The male version of the 'camel toe'. This phenomenon that occurs when a man wears any type of skin tight pants or shorts which are pulled up high enough to show his man meat in all its glory. A silhouette of the 'frank and beans' becomes visible due to the fabric being stretch across the male genitalia.

Bro,put some shorts on over you compression pants! We can all see your 'bro toe'!

by askdeano September 2, 2019

Big Toe

Brads big ass toe! kick dot com clubchedda

he got big toes like Brad, bigger than my head

by Wu's Big Toe August 26, 2025

Toes Down

When you get so hammered drunk that your friends have to drag you out of the bar, so your toes are dragging

Holy fuck Jason do you even remember dancing with that fatty? You were toes down shitfaced!

by ToesDownWheelsUp September 15, 2016

Bumbous Toes

Toes to be described as big bulbous and bumbous like, just odd looking feet.

That guy has big bumbous toes definitely requires toe surgery.

by Bumbous Toes Xx August 13, 2025