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benjamin george thomas the third

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”
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Thomas Hudson

'Thomas Hudson' means a person has achieved the highest levels of laziness

It can also be abbreviated to 'Hudd'

'Hudd' means to be stalking women after hours
I was like Thomas Hudson at work today

Im going on the Hudd tonight
by huddosauce May 6, 2018
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Thomas Kressig

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
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Brayden Thomas

Jesus Christ this guy has a MASSIVE cock and infinite Rizz. Would smash any hot girl his age and is the funniest fucking kid you’d ever meet
Holy shit it’s Brayden Thomas get on your knees and bow”
by Cracked Child November 7, 2022
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Thomas Grey

Retard who ditched kenji hub after just a couple weeks of being created. He also wont pass ownership to Reject because hes a fucking idiot
"have you heard from Thomas Grey?" "No retard is probably busy listening to conor ross lmfao"
by ThomasGreyHater June 19, 2021
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Thomas

If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)
Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
by Yourneighborhoodmills November 14, 2022
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Thomas

Thomas is a really funny type of guy. Always there for his friends, and is very supportive in his own ways. He may not have the hottest looks but is a beautiful person on the inside.
-This guy’s funny, what’s his name?
-Thomas.
by m4m1w4n4 November 23, 2021
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