Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.
by guysthisorangeisginemenasaurus April 10, 2023
by ilove@mikekeating June 04, 2021
Mike fucking Strong a god of all In this world sex appeal runs through his veins. He is what FBGM is about no gay shit like BLM he comes off as gay but he will rock your socks off with his magnum dong
Holy dick that’s mike strong
by Gaymannotreallytho May 03, 2021
The best guy you will ever meet! He has gorgeous eyes. And great hair! He is so funny and nice. If you meet a mike rzepka you will not be able to stop staring and drooling. He is so hot that you will start sweating whenever you see him. Mike rzepka is the best person in the world and he is mine so yeah...
by Crazycandy3 January 05, 2013
The day of All Mikes Placed on February 15 Celebrate Mike's By sending them something it can be money or something that they like your choice.
say Happy National Mike Day Send a Friend or anybody name Mike money or something that they like. idfk jus give em sum Mike
by TheUnkownJit February 15, 2023
The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)
Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022
an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.
by big soaring mike June 10, 2020