Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023
Get the Metal Sporkmug. A Metal Nazi is more often a guy than a girl, cause some girls listen to pop songs straight away. Metal guys.. more commonly known as Metal Nazis do not listen to pop songs straight away.. they are more commonly known for listening to metal covers OF certain pop songs.
A: "That pop song is quite ok"
B(Metal Nazi);"Pop isn't good for your ears"
B**Listens to metal covers of Katy Perry's songs**
B(Metal Nazi);"Pop isn't good for your ears"
B**Listens to metal covers of Katy Perry's songs**
by OSXman May 29, 2017
Get the metal nazimug. A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025
Get the Heavy Metal Dickmug. an engagement/wedding ring
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
Get the precious metalmug. When something is so profoundly hardcore that it’s metal. Let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway last day of school, thats bad ass. Now let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway wearing a picture of their principles face, holding torches, and blasting music over the intercoms. All while (and interrupting) the principles sentimental goodbye to the school on the last day. Thats fucking metal. And there’s the different between something metal and bad-ass. Someone can be metal, do something metal, say something metal and more. In this context, metal may be a noun, verb, adjective, metaphor, simile, etc. Metal is all, few, one and none. It’s for everyone and nobody and some people. It’s fucking metal. It’s beyond our fucked world and definition made into something understandable. If your metal, you get metal. If your not, wish you could be.
Dude 1: Damnn did you see that ?
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.
Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.
Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier
Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.
Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.
Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.
Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier
Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.
Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect
by VV_sexy May 31, 2022
Get the that’s metalmug. music genre that can infuse even the most sad romantic song with anger, making you feel the bitterness behind the soft flowing words, previously too subtle, before this translation, teaching us not to make the mistake of idealising toxic, co-dependant situations, and glorifying drama as passion - "It must have been love", a good example, and what many like to focus on when looking at their relationships.
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".
by wokeup2this July 16, 2022
Get the heavy metalmug. The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
by the killing man June 25, 2024
Get the metal danmug.