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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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cancer does not kill

kancer is an illusion and does not kill people
I don't have Kansa, i have cancer, because cancer does not kill.
by RANGOMAN August 18, 2019
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Kill a Furry Day

The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.
Kill a Furry Day

Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."

Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)

Person #0839: "Love you, furries."

Five minutes later...

Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
by Barcodificationism May 31, 2025
mugGet the Kill a Furry Daymug.

Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy

A guy who, due to ego or low intelligence, refuses to acknowledge that he didn’t get understand the joke, so instead resorts to insisting that there was never a joke in the first place. He will often criticize the intelligence of the person telling the joke on the basis that they were serious.
“Make sure not to use satire around that guy! He’s Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy, he’ll trap you in an argument you never actually made!”
by CountSnoww November 18, 2021
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Kill Up

Hey I heard you are playing in that game tomorrow. Kill Up
by Unbiasedxd February 17, 2021
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Double-kill

Ubiti dvije ptice jednim kamenom.
"Adrianin šupak se objesio kao Una za koju godinu"
-"Au, double-kill."
by Arkan na Kipru April 28, 2022
mugGet the Double-killmug.

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