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Bruno Day

a Bruno Day is like a sick day but 100 times worse. It's when you go out one night and get so fucked up that you have to call in to work the next morning and use your personal (sick) time, not because you want to but because you HAVE to. The difference between the two is; a sick day you can at least get up and are still somewhat coherent, with a Bruno Day, you are completely immobilized in bed and spend the next 24 hours cursing Bruno for getting you so messed up.
Dude, last night I got so fucked up that I had to call sick into work and take a Bruno Day.
by hummingbird0831 September 4, 2010
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Not Opposite Day

See opposite day.

1. A term used to describe that it is, in fact, opposite day which can only be used on opposite day. The

"not" is usually over-emphasized, and the term usually follows a wink, nudge or other non-verbal que that the speaker means the opposite.
The rational behind this use of the term is that if it is Opposite Day, then the correct way of proclaiming that it's Opposite Day, is by actually proclaiming how it isn't Opposite Day.
This is the most commonly used form of the phrase.

2. A term that is used to genuinely describe how it is not opposite day. This use of the phrase is usually used by those that do not plan on partaking in Opposite Day, and therefor will mention that it's actually "not Opposite Day" when people say it is (or on Opposite Day, isn't). This usually does not work, as the pro-Opposite Day party acts as if the other party is in cahoots with them, not shutting them down.
1. "Guess what today ISN'T. Today is NOT Opposite Day!" *wink* *nudge*

2. "Stop saying that it's opposite day, because it's not Opposite Day." ... "That's not what I meant, I'm not agreeing with you in Opposite language, I'm trying to tell you that it isn't opposite day!" ... "UGH!"
by ItsGordie February 26, 2010
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Just a Day

1) A song by Feeder, one of there best.

2) Saying (see below
Is that that song by Feeder?! JESUS CHRIST IT ROCKS!

I shat myself. :(
Don't worry, it's Just a Day.
by Harsh_but_Fair October 7, 2004
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pancake day

a day where girls with no a** gather round and eat cake
hey girl! Want some of my cake? let’s share, it is pancake day after all
by fluffy socks February 4, 2021
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Epic Day

Metalheads epic day that started on july 25, 2007. A holiday dedicated to all metal heads to party and listen to the best tunes of metal
by metall666 July 17, 2009
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American Day

When you devote an entire day to sitting around the house, lazily watching television and devouring large amounts of food. Completely stuffing your mind with continuous sitcoms, soap operas, game shows, and other mind numbing telecasts.
"I didn't go into work today, had a great "American Day" at home.
by Z-Ran September 8, 2009
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The Lord's Day

1)First you're hanging out with a real man's man. You know, you're talking about football and plumbing; when he sucks your dick, he's gagging a lot but still getting the job done. Then you take a dump on his chest.

2) What you do with yourself if you're a Redheaded Spaniard and you're not in a round of pure team deathmatch at 230am on a Sunday morning
I had tears running down my check and I couldn't breathe because of The Lord's Day
by DylonCorp April 21, 2011
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