An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
by Opso Opos April 26, 2021
is an alcoholic beverage contains a mixture of ice tea (50%) and captain morgan rum (50%). Served chilled.
by Ismail Kanzik July 26, 2007
Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.
What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”
What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”
Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.
Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭
Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭
by Bakesbykay June 03, 2025
When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"
by Veiga February 24, 2022
another word for ballsack
by eggman41 June 04, 2022
British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
by BioHazardX February 25, 2022
Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.
by L3pr3chaun3 January 24, 2021