Necking

An alternative form of hugging practiced by long necked xenoes (For instance unidentified blue giraffes) where the hugger wraps his neck around the hugged as seen in "Humans don't Make Good Pets VII", this form of hugging causes

strangulation if attempted by a Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Human)

"Once the blue-giraffe necking session was over, those who had been taking cover in the engine room began looking for survivors throughout the ship."

by WilliamW2010 January 21, 2024

Neck

A slap/pinch on the back of the neck. It's a thing that people do when you messed up or act stupid. It's a high school and middle school fad in central Missouri.

Person, Writing: 4+9= 16
Person two: 'that's a fat neck"

by lost in tokyo December 28, 2016

crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008

Thot neck

the soreness acquired in your neck after oral sex to a male or one with a penis

"My neck hurts so bad after I stayed at Jackson's place"
"girl.. you got thot neck"

by half-a-sandwitch February 5, 2018

front neck

The art of poking someone or jabbing someone in the front of the neck, generally causing the person to get angry, or to "fat neck" you. (Fat necking is the art of smacking someone in the back of the neck to cause pain).

LOL, you just got front necked.

by Dounk February 8, 2017

Neck

Neck (v.) To insult or roast another person.
Neck (n.) an insulting comment

He just necked the shit out of him.
I've been getting mad neck on this haircut all day, its the last time i'll ever go to that barber.
That guy roasts so well! He's got necks on deck

by necks-on-deck December 26, 2015

Stretch Neck

A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.

"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"

by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021