Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Sausage Knocking

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.

After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es

by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020

The Silly Sausage

Where a woman is giving you a blow job and you tickle her as you are about to cum.

I gave her The Silly Sausage last night and she couldn’t stop laughing

by Mothicania September 15, 2025

sausage boil

An all male jacuzzi session.

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?

by Totally. June 9, 2016

sausage cuffed

When he's trash, but you can't leave him bc he has good D.

A: I can't believe you and Josh are still together

B: I guess i'm just Sausage cuffed.

by _poortxby_ March 1, 2021