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you sausage

a word that people in the UK use when they are mad or done with something they don't want
by cheeseburgers ahhhhhhh March 7, 2022
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Sausage Deficiency

Sausage Deficiency is a disease suffered by men that are Sausage Deficient. In short they have a small Penis. The disease can be caused by many factors , they are but are not limited to , heredity , lack of proper use and so on. Sadly once established theres little science can do to fix it.
Man I was talking to Gracie yesterday. She was pretty bummed that her man Dan suffers from Sausage Deficiency. I assured her I could provide her with a Sausage Injection anytime she wants. So far she hasn’t asked for my services.
by King Yamayama October 3, 2025
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Buttered Sausage

Verb. The act ejaculating on a flaccid penis. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Painting the Shaft.
Ever since Hansen was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, he’s been addicted to buttered sausage. “What it is, what it does, why is it doing what it’s doing, Get it out of my face.”
by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
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Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog
Sausage footlong baconator
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by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025
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Sausaging

Being a dick or a meanie. People who tease you nonstop.
You're all being sausages this morning! Stop sausaging!
by sleepingowl November 11, 2025
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Yorkshire Sausage

Mind you don't step in that Yorkshire sausage, kids.
by roman-34 December 1, 2025
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Mexican sausage gobbler

This is where your nan pounds her pussy on the door asking for you to squirt on her saggy tits after you've just busted a wet sticky load all over the kitchen sink.

Another version of this is where a bloke called Brandon puts his giant wobble cock into the keyhole in the front door while getting fucked by a horse cock.
Brandon, are you doing the Mexican sausage gobbler again?
by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025
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