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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 1, 2017
mugGet the smoking the monkeymug.

Smoke

“I main smoke.”
by T34main November 11, 2019
mugGet the Smokemug.

Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.
Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.
by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023
mugGet the Smoke Monkeymug.

smoking bourbon

when your extremely gonzo high and you boil bourbon and catch it in a walmart sacc and huff the damn thing
"aye bro lets smoke this bourbon"

"shiiiiiiiit bet"
"bro we smoking bourbon right now holy shiiiiit"
by ylucii August 8, 2018
mugGet the smoking bourbonmug.

smoke too tough

When your bitch is too bad, your swag is too different, so much so that someone might make an attempt in your life - that's when you're smoking too tough

i.e. what happened to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
Techno Mechanicus Musk, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
by ItFeltSoReal April 21, 2024
mugGet the smoke too toughmug.

smoke wall[s]

The act of blowing marijuana smoke at a small beam of light shining through a small space between curtains and or blinds to create the illusion that there is a wall of smoke. You can also use mirrors to make more than one wall.
Mexico: Hey, Brogan. Go grab the mirror and let's make some smoke walls.

Brogan: Dude, I have no weed.

Mexico: Don't worry. I've got you covered.
by craigles ogrady December 19, 2013
mugGet the smoke wall[s]mug.

smoke

Nrgu's gf
-Bro nrgu got a gf
-Yeah i know, its just catfish that guy called smoke
by Zerachel March 24, 2024
mugGet the smokemug.

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