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michael's friend 

One who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. Someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. Taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!
Dude michael's friend drank all my hawaiian punch!

Michael Ingles

A bow bow head who farts a lot. This kind of person tends to be gassy and lazy.
Wow, that dude is such a Michael Ingles.
Michael Ingles by Pweebow August 7, 2011

michael Y 

A fat sack of shit that likes to catch dick in his mouth and asshole. King of the fags.
Michael Y likes to DP big black men all night long.
michael Y by kingdom gay January 15, 2014

Michael Sheen 

A high-quality, euphoria-inducing strain of marijuana; ty
Damn, man, that Michael Sheen got me high AF.
Michael Sheen by FinesseManR&y April 11, 2017

Michael Phelps 

A beast.
Also believed to have been raised by dolphins.
Dude, it's Michael Phelps!
Make a high pitched noise!
Michael Phelps by Martin Ramirez October 12, 2008

Michael Michael Motorcycle 

An expression coined by Mike Lange, the legendary voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Typically said after a goal of significance is scored by the Penguins.
"Michael Michael Motorcycle! Evgeni Malkin has scored in OT to defeat the hapless Washington Capitals!"