Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.

I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice

by B Real 97 November 21, 2025

Pizza Master Kirk

the sole leader of the pizza makers, supreme above all else

hello, pizza master kirk.

by TangyAsshole58 December 5, 2025

Math Master

A human who understands that the universe is just a sequence of words, and words are feelings.

He got the math masters

by Ramble04 December 19, 2025

the masters school

if you're one of the few straight people at this school, you're a real one, not many like you. keep doin what you're doin

Person one: there are so many gay people at the masters school.

person two: aren't you gay?

person one: just because I go to the masters school doesn't mean I'm gay!

person two: ...

person three: are my eyes too red to go to class?

by LIGIBITIQUA January 4, 2026

Master Peeler

When one becomes a professional at peeling off foreskin, not just their own but that of others.

You met the twink recently? I heard he became a master peeler

by Walter "Flashbang" White January 8, 2026

Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.

The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined

by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025