Lighting McQueen

When you successfully manage to score the hottie with a golden ass, but you last under 30 seconds and that's how you get called

'.... well, I guess it's done....'
'whoa, you didn't tell me you went by the name Lighting McQueen'

by February 22, 2023

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 07, 2021

rainbow light up keyboard

"an over priced keyboard that pro gamers use"

"his names silly salmon and he a rainbow light up keyboard"

by purpelbananaa October 12, 2020

relief light

When a man lights and smokes a cigarette while peeing outside.

The best part of smoking is having a relief light.

by Rajtinka January 21, 2014

Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

by Bazza March 06, 2017

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 19, 2017

Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 06, 2011