hannah hue minute

this is a unit of time used by an individual called Hannah Hughes. she herself does not refer to it as a hannah hue minute herself, preferring to call it a "minute". you must remember than when she mentions minutes, she is talking about hannah hue minutes. this is because real life minutes do not exist in the hannah hughes universe, only hannah hue minutes.

a hannah hue minute is roughly equal to 3 years, 2 months, 1 week and 37 minutes.

please keep hannah hue minutes in mind when planning for events at it is easy to confuse them for real minutes and you may think hannah is late, but please note that it is just a different unit of time!

Hannah Hughes: okay i'll be there in 2 minutes!
literally everyone: *opens hannah hue minute calculator* ok that will be 6 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour and 14 minutes
Hannah Hughes: no it won't!!!!!!!! (denying the existence of real life minutes)

by KnockingTheWallsDown June 24, 2022

Hannah

An absolute asshole that is as entitled as a karen but acts like a gigachad, she is such an asshole to good people with the name Dean and is nice to everyone else. if she is still like this she will become a prostitiute

Dean - Yo Dante you alright
Dante - Yeah

*Five minutes later*

Hannah - Dante are you ok you look so sad

Dean - He is fine, I talked to him (in sincere tone)

Hannah - Dean, Shut the fuck up, you are always butting into peoples private business

Dean - I was just sayi-

Hannah - I don't give a shit

Dean - What did I do to deserve that shit

Adam - *Shrugs* she is just an asshole

by A. Kidd June 24, 2022

Hanna

A goofy as man names Hanna is trans

She ugly she man be a hanna

by SmellySock11 June 29, 2022

Hannah

such a badass bitch who doesn’t give af about anything. very hot and beautiful and is great in relationships. she’s also a great kisser so if you are friends/girlfriend with hannah don’t let her go

“damn hannah is so fine”

by wannah<3 June 29, 2022

Hannalyze

The act of being a Hanna with no H and over analyzing every detail of a situation. The majority of the time being correct to some extent but not ever totally 100 percent correct.

“Why did Roland just leave with sam to meet patty and the Brass Rail?”( HANNA steps in). “Guys maybe the guys are going to do they can get their anger out… on guys… or something…”

(Other people thinking silently) “The fuck….” There she goes trying to Hannalyze again…. But seriously why’d they go to a gay bar that’s very odd this needs to be addressed”

by Dalton Grey July 11, 2022

Hannah

So the tragedy struck when a person named “Hannah” was born. Not only is she a stuck up white trash weirdo, she is also a “Karen.” When ever someone says that their name is Hannah i just want to DIE💀 also she has awful acne and is ugly and rude. Hannah if you are reading this change your name right away, you are an abomination and a dumbass. Your parent should be ashamed of themselves. Also you don’t know a Hannah until you’ve met one 💀 whenever i see her it makes me want to cry she is that ugly. Who came up with that name?

I hate Hannah so much! She is stupid.

by Hello McDonald’s July 13, 2022

Hannah Haha day

A day of reinlightment, extra curricular activities and refreshment. Something you may do when you are feeling a bit bored of Perth, or a over yourself!

I need a Hannah Haha day

by Vline Vigilante July 14, 2022