Schrödinger's Gay

A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender

Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay

by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022

gay parrot

Someone who mooches rides off people, because they are too lazy to get there license, they doesn't appreciate others opinions and believes the world revolves around them ; usually is a male that tends to like male celebrities or athletes, and you know he rides the wave

The gay parrot won't fuck off, he just expects rides from others without paying for gas; chirping and shit as he takes the aux so he can play his favorite person, Drake. What a gay parrot, am I right?

by Geremy landforth March 21, 2017

sus gay

Sasuke but better.

1: Hey have you watched Naruto, Sasuke is my favorite character.
2: Sus gay? (Misheard Sasuke)

by Sus gay November 27, 2021

gay joker

One who likes boys.

Cole isnt coming to the car show tonight? What a gay joker.

by imdarnbored May 13, 2015

Gay epiphany

The moment when one realizes that he or she is homosexual.

I had a gay epiphany at age twelve when my scout master and priest double teamed me and I enjoyed it.

by Diggs McFlannelson September 07, 2013

Tubby Gay

Referring to a fat person being homosexual.

"Yo, is Steven gay?" - Jake
"No, he's Tubby Gay" - Terence

by thatonemonkey April 06, 2020

spicy gay

the opposite of a spicy straight;

a gay person who claims they would kiss, hug, bang, etc, a woman but wouldn’t “date a woman”

“rebecca is hot, id kiss her. i wouldn’t date her though.”

“dude you’re a spicy gay”

by gay hater (i’m gay btw) November 17, 2021