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Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.
Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right
by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022
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Flynn Evans

The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
Flynn Evans is the type of person to shag your mum in the elevator.
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
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Abbigail Evans

An abbigail evans is a kind and helpful person. She is always thinking of others before herself and she is very giving. You typically see abbigail evans’ with blue eyes, but other colours are possible. Once you get to know her she becomes funny and fun to hang out with. An Abbigail evans will do almost anything for her friends and loved ones. They just want to have fun and go on adventures; so if you wanna be friends with and Abbigail evans be ready for a lot of new experiences.

When it comes to gifts, get an abbigail evans something that is meaningful and can last a lifetime.

Treat an abbigail evans good because it is hard to find a person as giving and open minded as her.
“I’m glad I’m friends with an abbigail evans because she is so kind and wholehearted.”
by I.love.my.non.cat??? June 19, 2022
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Chris Evans Sexual

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.
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Jackie Evancho

short definition: an angel
longer definition: A beautiful girl who took AGT by storm at the age of 10 in 2011 after singing an opera piece perfectly an beautifully. She has released many studio albums, usually of the classical crossover variety, gaining the attention of classical crossover and AGT aficionados, but not gaining the worldwide recognition she deserves. Her voice is absolutely breathtaking and she is also beautiful on the outside and on the inside.
Me: Jesus Christ, this girl who likes me can sing amazingly. She's definitely a Jackie Evancho
Friend: What's that?
Me: That's the problem! Only a select group of people know.
by vsgirllover August 8, 2022
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Martyn Evans

Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans ate all of the food
by KlausMik August 9, 2022
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Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”
by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022
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