David Dobrik

The guy who abandoned his youtube channel and left us out to dry

Jake: hey, why are you depressed?
Gus: Cuz David Dobrik doesn't upload every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday anymore

by mirror cat January 11, 2021

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

david bainbridge

BIG DICK

I have a David Bainbridge

by Katy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 05, 2016

pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.

A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!

by yaboiarg November 30, 2020

Pull a David

When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours

Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.

by Golp June 02, 2018

david gibson

A really cute guy who isnt good with relationships he moves from girl to girl and dumps them everytime, and he never forgives someone.

"Did u just see that cute guy who just dumped his gf?"

"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"

by hi..._whatevah April 16, 2015

David Silverstoning

Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”

Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?

by Buttcracc July 20, 2020