A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the fake christian boymug. Pretty wank at soccer, think there too shit most of the time but they are a bunch of faggots when it gets to the dressing room. Bunch of ugly and smelly wogs that bat eachother off in the bathroom.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.
“Once upon a time, i went to christian brothers lewisham and I had to leave imminently due to almost being sucked off in the cubicals.”
by Christian Brothers Lewisham September 4, 2022
Get the Christian brothers Lewishammug. cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.
"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021
Get the Christian Fousheemug. 
A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
Get the Webslingin’ Christianitymug. They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.
Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
by Ijustwantedtowritesomething May 3, 2024
Get the Christianmug. A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
Get the Christian Specialmug.