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Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.
Christian: “My thighs hurt
Me: “because you’re gay
by LeiAddison March 1, 2020
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Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.
Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.
by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021
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Christian

Christian can either be really sweet boy or an extremely mean one. If he's nice to you, that most likely means he really cares about you. He takes responsibility for his actions (sometimes!) He might also have a difficult time expressing himself but when Hes comfortable with you, he'll talk to you about everything. Even though Christian can be really mean at times, he's a great friend that would hurt to lose.
"Its that rlly nice boy, Christian!"
"Bro hes a bi-"
by gabyy.. January 14, 2023
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Christian

Christian is the best guy you'll ever meet. he's the most loyal sweetest guy you could ask for. hell always be there for you when you need him. he's every girls dream boyfriend. he's so attractive and freaky. he's the best kisser. he's really really good at sports and hes super smart. you'll be devastated if you ever lose him. he will change your life forever and always make you happy. he has his moments but still will always be there for you and never leave you.
Girl- man I really want a Christian in my life

boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
by urfavgirl<3 December 21, 2024
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Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
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Christian Denzhel Doria

A short, chink that is extremely lazy and disrespectful to everyone, including himself
I don't think anyone likes that Christian Denzhel Doria lookin mf.
by CosmicFlo June 19, 2022
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