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Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
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Jordan Peterson

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
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Jordan

a term generally used by racist white boys that originated on TikTok as a white “substitution” for the N-Word.
person 1: “bunch of Jordan’s”
person 2: “ikr these Jordan’s be trippin!”
person 3: “Jordans in Paris
by novaky April 3, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is a fucking goat and gets all the bitches he wants with his amazing Cock
Omg is that Jordan I love his cock
by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021
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Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes
Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
by Roaster23 January 8, 2017
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Jordan Gympies

She drinks wine not alcohol cause she’s a bougieee betch👩🏽 🦱🍷…she’s so nice😌 except when she’s not…just like yessica she’s so cool😎 very cool
Omg Jordan Gympies??

Is it pronounced Gym-Pies or Gympies???
by rhvbarbz November 21, 2021
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Jordan

Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot
My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics
by ohthatpie December 19, 2024
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