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Jake Forburger

Jake Forburger is used to describe a very cool, calm, and athletic white man. Along with very sought after by the ladies.
Veronica: Whose that tall glass of milk?

bystander: Team captain Jake Forburger of course
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Jake (person)

A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth

He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
Look at Jake (person) over there, isn’t he such a strange person
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Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.
by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019
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Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.
Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.
by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022
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Jake

Noun to look out for
Jake is a man who stole my friends heart
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Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls
Jake that door isn't reel give up
by John billson April 15, 2022
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jake paul

A BITCH WHO COPYS LOGAN PAUL AND SUCKS HIS DOGS DICK AND PAYS ERIKA AND ALL THE OTHER "MEMBERS" TO BE IN THE VIDEO SO HE CAN GET VEIWS
jake paul bitch being defined
jake: *chokes on his dogs dick*

Apollo:*bork*(aka HELP ME)
jake: BSKFABHRZVDFKS
Apollo:*bork*( aka What a BITCH)
by JAjake paul hater June 12, 2018
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