buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

national Evelyn day

May 23rd, a day to appreciate Evelyn’s around the globe.

“Hey! It’s May 23rd!! Happy National Evelyn Day!”

by Panic!Evie May 22, 2024

National send a nude day

All u have to do is ask and they have to send a nude

“Him”Hi can I have a nude

“Her”Why
“Him”because it’s national send a nude day

“Her”ok I’ll send one

by Vbndsdfg May 22, 2024

National Send a Nude Day

May 22nd is the official National Send a Nude Day! Send those nudes to us fine fellas.

I can’t wait to spoil my mans on National Send a Nude Day.

by JoJoButtPlug May 22, 2024

Marie Day

A day where we celebrate the green splatoon squid idol waifu herself, Marie.

Me: IT'S MARCH 13~!
Random dude: What's so special about March 13?
Me: IT'S MARIE DAY~!

by Briceterry04 May 22, 2024

may 23 national send nudes day

may 23 is national send nudes day

hey today is may 23 national send nudes day *sends nudes*
thanks bro *saves*

by nigganigga May 22, 2024

Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

by denchr6 May 24, 2024