When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact
I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day
by Sister Wives February 26, 2021
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Guest:what day is it tomorrow
Jim:Be rude to teachers day
Guest:what day is it tomorrow
Jim:Be rude to teachers day
by BitchIsBackNigga October 24, 2019
Get the Be rude to teachers day mug.”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters
Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”
by Wallah Ida och Elcira ABOW January 17, 2022
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“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen
“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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by Stuffegg June 26, 2021
Get the Day off mug.This day is on January 5th, and it’s when you appreciate that one Butcho in your friend group. We all got one, so go appreciate them
by Aids of greatness January 5, 2021
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