national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021

Seven days

A week

dumbass: how many days are in a week?
me: Seven days

by Ohnocringeasl April 17, 2024

Grab dick day

December 5th is grab dick day. U must grab someone’s dick on December 5th.

Josh: today’s grab dick day

Ashley: Aii Bett lemme grab ya dick

by I will eat ur ass December 5, 2019

Grab boob day

Grab boob day is The 23 april. So you can grab all The titis

Grab boob day is a day when you can grab ass much boobs as you can.

by Hdhsjdjehjwjwwj April 15, 2019

Totally Nice Day

Means Threat Next Door, commonly used when someone is in danger

Help, i had a totally nice day!

by dankm3m3rzz June 20, 2025

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

National send nudes day

April 20 is send nudes day ask your boyfriend or girlfriend nudes they can’t say no

Hey did you know April 20 is national send nudes day and you can’t say no

by I love booty April 19, 2020