by Realniggafrdwag December 2, 2023
Get the dirty Allyssamug. When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.
by The dirty swaby boys January 16, 2024
Get the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfiremug. A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.
by boobitters March 25, 2021
Get the Dirty Wisconsinmug. A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
Get the Dirty Santa Meyersmug. When you have buttsex with a girl speaking in tongues after drinking in the pool all day long and she gets nauseous so you reach around to hold a trash can for her while she pukes but keep pounding it so hard.
I felt so bad for Kara after her husband gave her the Dirty Vallarta last night, she’s still kinda nauseous and won’t be shitting right for a week!
by Ponch96 July 26, 2023
Get the Dirty Vallartamug. by Saltydude3 May 11, 2020
Get the Dirty Keironmug. by Heimlich manuver November 8, 2020
Get the Dirty Stariamug.