May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025
Get the Fuck John Daymug. Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my Birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating your Birthentine's Day!"
John: "Tomorrow is also my Birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating your Birthentine's Day!"
by krizdel May 6, 2011
Get the Birthentine's Daymug. May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.
I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol
by PrimePlatypus12 May 4, 2019
Get the national make a goddamn difference daymug. Snorlax day is the national day of worshiping Snorlax. On this day all we do is talk about the pokemon snorlax because snorlax is the best pokemon. The day we celebrate this is November 25th, because it’s a month before christmas.
“I love snorlax day!” - you
“What’s that?” - your friend
“It’s a day where everyone worships snorlax from pokemon!” - you
“What’s that?” - your friend
“It’s a day where everyone worships snorlax from pokemon!” - you
by danzthemanz? November 26, 2022
Get the Snorlax Daymug. September 22 national boyfriend day
The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
by 🍑❌😢 September 21, 2021
Get the National boyfriend daymug. by Papervut June 1, 2021
Get the Dick daymug. by sandwich 123 February 15, 2023
Get the National Jailah Daymug.