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Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it
“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
by National daysss October 2, 2020
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National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed
Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”
by Kenz9 August 1, 2022
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Annual Snus Day

Annual Snus Day (ASD), celebrated every year on september 21st. It is the day snusers from around the world come together and enjoy the joys of snus.
Bob: Hey what you doing tonight for the Annual Snus Day?
Bob2: Not much, but im sure gonna enjoy a good snus!
by edp445alt September 20, 2020
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14 Days of Fortnite

The period between December 18th and January 1st 2017 gave players 14 days of gifts. Players regard it as the most perfect time in life/the game of Fortnite.

Sometimes, it is used as a compliment to say someone is perfect. It is more often used by males, but not exclusively.
As his girlfriend was preparing for their date, she asked,
"How do I look?"
He took one look at her, and in a nostalgic, bittersweet tone; spoke the words:
"14 Days of Fortnite"

This meant absolutely nothing to her at the time, but one urban dictionary search later revealed what he meant.
by Armand Xavier Durey October 15, 2024
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National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!
On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019
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National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022
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national suck dick day

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick
by 💀💀 November 22, 2021
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