National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
Get the National Nice Daymug. Day where anyone you pick has to participate in a threesome with you. It doesn’t have to be today but you most claim it today. And you can use it whenever you want.
by Joe friend February 4, 2020
Get the Three some daymug. by TheJonkler October 1, 2024
Get the Day Of Imbalancemug. On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023
Get the National Your Past Self Daymug. AKA (Halloween) Diabetes Proliferation Day (DPD) is the catalyst of a week long candy binge that is engaged in primarily by children. It is encouraged by parents, neighbors, and even teachers; going so far as to bribe children with candy around this time. This day also involves dressing up in costume, but this element is not as important as the fact that kids will consume enough sugar to keep them up for days.
I made out real well this Diabetes Proliferation Day. Not only did I pocket at least 30 kit kats, milky ways and smarties a piece, but my blood sugar level hit an all time high!
by Honest Earnest October 12, 2011
Get the Diabetes Proliferation Daymug. June 20th. A completely unofficial (but emotionally important) holiday where mentally ill creatives, film buffs, and sad little editors gather to make the most devastating, cinematic, gut-wrenching video edits in honor of Henry Letham — the tragic, reality-warping icon from the film Stay (2005). Expect Radiohead songs, glitched-out transitions, rainy cityscapes, and captions like “I wish I could disappear” or “he was just a boy with too many thoughts.”
The goal? To emotionally destroy your followers and maybe yourself too.
The goal? To emotionally destroy your followers and maybe yourself too.
Watched a Henry Letham edit with piano music and slow fades… didn’t say a word for like 20 minutes. National Henry Letham Edit Day just hits different.
by 3vylvn June 20, 2025
Get the National Henry Letham Edit Daymug. The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021
Get the Happy day of Vaginal exitmug.