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Entertainment Boner

An arousal that you get when something is entertaining or hype (Doesn’t have to be sexual).
“Man that combo Mango pulled off was sick. I got an Entertainment Boner from that one.”
Or
“That episode gave me an Entertainment Boner. This show is good.”
by ChronicFrost March 30, 2019
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anti boner

Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.
Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro
by makey0urselfs1ck October 14, 2012
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Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.
John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!
by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021
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Party Boner

The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.
1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.

Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.

2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!

Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.
by fueledbyloveandramen May 16, 2011
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Remedial Boner

The stage of the male penis where it isn't fully throbbing in sex crave but isn't completely flaccid and limp. Its a tad chubby and airborne.
Bro 1: Yo justin, I went to go get my physical for football and the nurse was so bonable that I got an Remedial Boner.

Bro 2: Did you fuck her?
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boner bite

When a girl is giving you head and they accidentally bite your cock
My girl boner bite me and it really hurt
by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017
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Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.
Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.
by Sonofabean May 30, 2014
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