(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.
"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."
"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"
"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"
by jamablama August 09, 2015
When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.
Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.
by SchmiddyMaster May 09, 2016
when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up
Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019
by flyingshelf3480 June 01, 2018
A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.
A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.
A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious January 20, 2018
Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.
by coherency September 06, 2018
A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
by EthanFeng August 30, 2015