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Turkey Touch

The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble
Tom was giving Darian the turkey touch had him going gobble gobble
by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025
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Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
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Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.
Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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