Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
by Idisownbikesnobs May 11, 2015
by anolel4 July 09, 2019
When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.
Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
by Auto Christian March 13, 2019
Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!
Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!
by spikem0 August 06, 2022
The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 02, 2023
A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers
Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!
by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019
a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 02, 2024
