ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.

I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.

by McDrunk April 4, 2012

ghosting emergency contact

A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.

Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact

by Country Smartass January 21, 2023

a red gay ghost

giving someone the pronoun that they are gay yet they are the straightest person you know

you are such a red gay ghost

by Russian dictionary July 10, 2023

ghosts in your ed

if you have ghosts in your ed head get them out asap. they will make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do and tell you things that aren’t true. ha that kinda rhymed.

person one: dance monkey is a good song
person two: oh no you have ghosts in your ed

by ellacat November 13, 2020

Mack N' Ghost

When a woman leads you on, hooks up with you, then proceeds to ghost you.

Nathan: Dude, we hooked up and I haven't heard from her in a week.
Jackson: Looks like she hit you with the good ole Mack N' Ghost.
Nathan: Classic.

by JJSG1 November 7, 2022

Urban Dick Ghost

Noun: Description of a person who writes urban dictionary definitions and changes their psyudonym for the sake of not being got, got got.

Could be multiple, hundreds, or thousands of words and or psyudonyms

John Doe was a published Urban Dick Ghost who's never been got got.

by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022

Ghost butthole grabber

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"

I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"

by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022