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Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025
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skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad

the work of satan

every cringy ass yt shorts toddler's dreams is seeing a skibidi toilet say that
A: hi
B: skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad
A: kill yourself
by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024
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Toilet Duck

Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.
The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.

She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.
by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022
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toilet rocker

Any rock band or musician that uses an excessive amount of profanity in their music lyics.
"G.G. Allan, is the Godfather of toilet rockers!"
by D. Gould February 16, 2009
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murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
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toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.
by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
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Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts
"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"
by epicnamehere July 24, 2024
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