A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.

I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

cookout table legs

when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs

by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021

Leg it

Run really fast with short notice usually away from something.

‘Leg it’
‘What does the mean?’
‘To run away from something’

by Gmxlgxlhnjxkgxkgdlhfljvj May 31, 2022

rainy day legs

The kind of legs you like to see clear up.

What are rainy day legs? The kind you like to see clear up.

by Fredgeorgeroger October 29, 2022

Dirt leg

Means a person that like hyigene. A person that sleeps with multiple partners. A person that turns tricks for payment.

"I thought their would be some cute chicks there, but it was just a bunch of dirt legs."

by catfishfishcat July 13, 2023

Josh's Leg

The most disgusting, vile, itchy thing in the entire universe.

Wow, your leg is so gross it looks like Josh's leg.

by LoveJoshsLeg May 16, 2018