that one friend that spills your pop and says oops didn't see any faggs around had to fuck with you.
1. hey karl is a "mother bitch fucker"
2. this "mother bitch fucker" knocked over my damn hair product and broke it.
2. this "mother bitch fucker" knocked over my damn hair product and broke it.
by itsdapussinator October 31, 2017

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.
by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020

by Assant July 31, 2022

Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
by itslilred September 6, 2021

by cjo69 November 19, 2018

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC
pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021

by Agent Moxxie August 26, 2021
