Firey sausage

As you are fornicating with a wonderful, beutiful woman on the kitchen, you pull out, casually reach down, grab a packet of chilli powder and dust liberally before putting it back in.

"i cant belive it, my teacher reported me for hubông her the old firey sausage after class

by Wowthatsalottadamage November 7, 2019

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

Sausage Wiff

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.

We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.

by Haze Down July 15, 2022

Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.

"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"

by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016

Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people

Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?

by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024

Sausage

Penis shaped meat

Wow, I would love to put that sausage inside of me. I mean eating it.. I mean, swallow it you know. I mean .. forget it

by VincentScott58 November 18, 2019