Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

russians

a myth.

"hey man what's your favorite myth?"

"russians"

by sillyachilles October 2, 2023

the russian fedaral govermentet

the russian fedaral govermentet is an orgniamentsiation made bt the ruasshans who give rations to poor wemon.
ALSO thethe russian fedaral govermentet is in LOOOve with adamn smacker smasher

lore is on other definiteions
the russian fedaral govermentet is parreper rapper rapers who are rapists to the the canada fedaral govermentet

the the adamn fedaral govermentet sucked off the russian fedaral govermentet intementaily
this was forced btw rape.

the russian fedaral govermentet got blown by the the adamn fedaral govermentet

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Russian edging

When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load

Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!

by SaggyNuts March 28, 2024