National Theatre Potato Day

National Theatre Potato Day is celebrated October 27th of every year. If you are a theatre kid you must eat some kind of potato variant on this day.

Omg it’s National Theatre Potato Day and I’m a theatre kid so I’m going to eat a baked potato!

by potato.lover.69 November 6, 2022

mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi

The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)

Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this

by ihandlethisidk September 11, 2022

Sweet Potato Dick Casserole

When a married man has an uncircumcised penis and flirts with a co-worker. His wife’s friends then turn his uncircumcised penis, which resembles a sweet potato, into sweet potato dick casserole.

If he speaks to that book sorting bitch in Spanish then I will turn his dick into sweet potato dick casserole!

by Clitney October 16, 2018

San Franciscan Potato Chips

When a gay man in San Francisco cums on their high end leather sofa, let's it dry, and then consumes the resulting semen chip.

Damn man, go easy on the San Franciscan Potato chips, you're going to spoil your butt lunch.

by s0ull3ss February 9, 2020

yeet yeet potato skeet

What the fuck are you looking at this for you stupid cuck what the fuck even is a yeet yeet potato skeet

What the fuck are you looking at this for you stupid cuck what the fuck even is a yeet yeet potato skeet like seriously go away

by jncdncoe May 7, 2018

Mashed potato bath

The sexual act of going around to parked cars and scraping off bird shit to take home and warm up to fill a bath tub to soak in .

Max and Ben spent their day soaking in there very own mashed potato bath.

by weeny bubble August 14, 2010

Sweet Potato Queens

A purportedly humorous cult of Southern women given to vulgar displays at local agrarian parades.

She became a complete Sweet Potato Queens groupie, and soon after lost her reason.

by octopod November 5, 2003