1: What are we drinking tonight?
2: Well I have some cheap vodka.
1: Anything else?
2: Nope
1: May Peter Barta be with us then...
2: Well I have some cheap vodka.
1: Anything else?
2: Nope
1: May Peter Barta be with us then...
by TheOneUndead August 1, 2020

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023

“When Peters first got into the fleet he didn’t take a shower for months. Some even believed that he didn’t own soap”
by Pumpedzookeeper May 4, 2023

by komxnwdhgwygdvbh263 July 18, 2021

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Noun, Derived
1. An awesome, awesome person who every one should love. Peter is a kind, loving, caring, smart, and funny human being who happens to be as cute as a teddy bear and is really hard not to hug. She is Valerie C's bff so that just says how great she is.
2. (AKA Maddie)
1. An awesome, awesome person who every one should love. Peter is a kind, loving, caring, smart, and funny human being who happens to be as cute as a teddy bear and is really hard not to hug. She is Valerie C's bff so that just says how great she is.
2. (AKA Maddie)
Peter the Cute let me hug her for a really long time until, despite her passive way, she finally had to tell me she "really didn't like it" in just about the cutest voice ever which made me let go
by TMorganLovesPeter April 3, 2005
