6-pack fag

A closeted straight guy who’s inner ‘homo’ comes out after about a six-pack of beer.

I cut myself off after 5 beers because I know I’m a

6-pack fag.

by Blacksheepinatown August 10, 2023

Packing Fudge

Packing Fudge

The optimistic optomotrist was looking forward to some fudge packing on his wedding anniversary night but alas he forgot about packing fudge

by BIGDOG56 April 03, 2022

Jenson Six-Pack

Six loose cans of beer, which do not necessarily match, removed from a fridge and placed into a plastic shipping bag and brought to a social gathering.

What are you bringing to the party?
A Jenson six-pack

by Jenson69 June 25, 2019

Zeno's Pack

A paradoxical concept pondered by many ancient trappers and philosophers refers to the idea that before a pack can reach the first sorting facility it must go halfway first. This cycle continues until the motion of the pack "unexists."

"Zeno's Pack is an interesting concept, but I believe its fault lies in the fact that it would require space and time to be infinitely divisible."

-Cali Plug(First Smoke of The Day Podcast, 2025)

by Ilovemid February 27, 2025

flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.

After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.

by the original imac March 17, 2010

pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package, wether it be drugs, food, or anything of value

Me: Aye bro bro, you got any bud

Plug: Yeah G, pack secured

Me: Yo homie can u pick up my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah pack secured b

by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 17, 2019

pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package wether it be drugs, food or basically anything of value

Me: Aye bro you got any bud
Plug: yeah I got the pack secured homie

Me: Yo homie, can u get my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah dog package secured

by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019