stalk-block

To become intercepted in the pursuit of someone you have "lain claim" to, and asserted obsession with, within your circle of friends.

"Dude, I told you six months ago I wanted to sleep with him...How could you stalk-block me like that?"

by Mollie K. Grieser February 02, 2008

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Clock Block

A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.

Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"

by William Trevorson November 25, 2009

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Alabama twat block

When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride

Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.

Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"

Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"

by the wopfather May 15, 2008

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C Block deluxe

when u trieng to holla at a grl and u got one friends who messes ur whole game up , and next thin u know the grl never wants to see u again \

John and his grl Emily were goin out then home to have sex , Brian comes out of nowhere and sayd hey let me hang with u , u say no he insit and stays , then ur grl leaves sayd u get no ass , and ur stuck with ur friend, dam man ur such a c block deluxe

by IMigrant status August 14, 2006

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Rock block

To cover the nakedness of some shameless hussy with the smiling visage of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

When the naughty bits of an otherwise NSFW image are covered by a certain image of American wrestler/actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson an image is said to be (The) Rock blocked.

Poster 1: starts thread asking for the original of an image of some random actress, whose nudity is covered by an image of The Rock.

Poster 2: provides original image of The Rock wearing a tuxedo at some Hollywood party.

Poster 3: lulz, you got rock blocked!

by FBI van Number 4 December 13, 2012

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