March 2

National Steal Your Crushes Clothing Day.
You can steal their sweatshirt or any article of clothing.

Margaret: Omg it’s March 2. I’m steal Charlie’s sweatshirt and he can’t say no

by NeverWrittenADefinitionBefore March 1, 2022

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March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!

by Burn baby burn! March 22, 2022

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march 14

national day to pick on jessie

march 14- jessie you look like shit stop making tik toks

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

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March 9

Give your bf/gf/lover a hickey on March 9 or else you don't actually love them and you have to break up with them

march 9

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

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March 4th

Chanel’s birthday is March 4th

March 4th is defined as Chanel’s birthday

by mwah.chanel July 3, 2024

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The shitty marching band from north penn. they get into several fights with eachother and cause extremely petty drama. They all smoke weed and are high most days and act like dipshits 24/7. No one really likes any of these kids.

Did you hear about the marching knights?

No what happened?
They got caught smoking weed again.

by The rat of all rats December 7, 2018

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