Evelyn Moment

when someone does something smol brain

“Oops I fell off a banana”
“Evelyn moment”

by Evelyn Moment March 1, 2021

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cerebral moment

It's when you go into a deep thought. And you feel isolated from the world. That's a true thought, which allowed you to get a direct answer from the brain.
When a complete stranger walks up to you and say something in relationship to what you were thinking about. When you had a cerebral moment.

I had a cerebral moment when a complete stranger read my mind.

When someone read your mind. ( Wow do you live in my head).

by Sista, sista March 17, 2014

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Glock Moment

When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it

This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.

by eastofwest February 8, 2012

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A Sanford Moment

Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)

Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)

adj., Sandfordly.

1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.

2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.

3. To result in graveling and derision.

4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.

5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.

I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.

by ConcealedID July 8, 2009

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