your dad is dead

literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead

HEY, THATS WHY YOUR DAD IS DEAD LOL

by heycupcake:) May 22, 2021

Dead man joint

A joint owned or rolled by a deceased person

Soon larry left us, let us share his dead man joint in his memory

by terminalterminator June 21, 2021

Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.

Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 1, 2023

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 3, 2014

dead-james-potter

best user on tumblr by far and the number 1 creator of james jokes we love loony loony is amazing literally funny as hell they're posts make my day and I love them a lot slayyy they're so cool

dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes

by darkhumourlol April 5, 2022

dead ass pussy

When that fat pussy has a strong smell of chlorine and sardines.

Hey that bitch has a dead ass pussy

Hey Gordon Ramsay is coming but that stinky fish away.

It's just Kalista's dead ass pussy

by Papi Bend'Down November 24, 2020