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Christian

Christian is the best guy you'll ever meet. he's the most loyal sweetest guy you could ask for. hell always be there for you when you need him. he's every girls dream boyfriend. he's so attractive and freaky. he's the best kisser. he's really really good at sports and hes super smart. you'll be devastated if you ever lose him. he will change your life forever and always make you happy. he has his moments but still will always be there for you and never leave you.
Girl- man I really want a Christian in my life

boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
by urfavgirl<3 December 21, 2024
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christian

when somebody gay, there name is probably christian!
by harimlolololol123 December 22, 2024
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Christian

A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
BRO HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN ME YOUR SUCH A Christian.
by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025
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Christian-Central-Academy

worst school in all of new York.
"I hate Christian-Central-Academy they are so judgey and they have the worst dress code
by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025
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Christian Laettner

Kentucky Wildcats fans were Christian Laettner by that one in a million basketball shot.
by TayYay March 9, 2025
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Christian

A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.
by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025
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Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
by Simikando April 24, 2025
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