Boner Bypass

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.

James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.

by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014

Robber boner

An erection caused by the act stealing of various objects

check out that guys pants he is definitely stealing, you can see by the robber boner in his trousers.

by jusytyjnz March 17, 2022

Boner sisters

A group of girls who had sex with the same guy.

"- Did you hear that Vanessa banged your ex?"
"- Yeah, I guess we're boner sisters now."

by Sadik Arno December 21, 2014

Boner wrecker

A romance/sex movie, hentai, or porno that is so bad or disturbing you don't get a boner or you stop having one during one or more of the parts that are bad.

Friend 1: So what did you think of 50 Shades of Grey?
Friend 2: It was the worst boner wrecker I have ever seen so far.

by mintwo February 28, 2016

Boner Bout

When you have an unnaturally long-lasting boner.

Dude, I don't know if I can go to work today, I've got a nasty Boner Bout going on.

by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017

midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

by Saxthot January 26, 2018