Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.

David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.

by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

Asshole

someone who goes out of their way to make someone’s day bad by doing something cruel

person: hey did you see that asshole spill someones drink on purpose?

asshole: yeah that was me

by katana blade celing fan May 27, 2023

Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

Asshole

Someone that is very annoying and stupid

Enlil is an asshole

by rezuloth May 21, 2022

trainwreck of busted assholes

A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.

Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.

by ex_lax70 April 17, 2021